Preschooler Astrophysicist

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ANNOUNCER: It's time once again for another exciting adventure of.... PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST!

Scene: PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST'S bedroom, nighttime. PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST and DAD are sitting on the bed. Dad is reading PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST a bedtime story.

DAD (Reading): "Pipkin was a very small penguin who was always asking very big questions. How wide is the sea? How high is the sky? Is the moon made of cheese?" *

DAD (Looking up from the book): Well, that's a silly question. Everybody knows that the moon isn't made of cheese. It's made of pickles.

PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST: No, it's made of land. You can tell because it goes in, not out.

Announcer: Join us again next week for another thrilling installment of.... PRESCHOOLER ASTROPHYSICIST!

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* Excerpt from How Big is a Million by Anna Milbourne and Serena Riglietti, (c) 2007 Usborne Publishing. Used without permission. Don't bother suing, we don't have any money.


Enough rambling. Here's a picture of Preschooler Astrophysicist looking for weak points in the security system at Disney's monorail station.