Another Reason Why People Don't Talk To Me

Hey, Kids! It's time for Another Reason People Don't Talk To Me!

On one particular day, a friend was telling me about her mother's devout Catholicism. Her Mom is apparently an extremely frequent churchgoer. In my friend's words, for her Mom it's "Mass every Sunday morning, mass every Sunday night, mass every Wednesday night, mass every Saturday."

My response: "Wow. With all that mass she must have a lot of inertia."


Enough rambling. Here's a picture of my kitchen table, with spooky shadows.